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Min Yoongi : Slytherin

“I won’t say who, but in first year, this one guy called him a Mudblood, poor bastard. Yoongi pulls out his wand and to this day, no one really knows what he did to him, but whatever it was, he ran to the hospital wing clutching his crotch. No one saw him for the rest of the semester. That guy’s kept his head down ever since and no one’s fucked with Min Yoongi.”

“Damn. He sounds like an asshole.”

“Not at all - he’s the nicest psychopath you’ll ever meet.”